My favorite way to put the passage of time that’s accompanied my life in perspective:

My favorite reason that I find fertile women less attractive than they really are

My favorite way humans underestimate themselves

My favorite way two kill two birds with one stone, like toms shoes

My favorite newspaper article topic

My favorite discussion that’s ever taken place on the internet

My favorite music video:

My favorite metaphor

My favorite thing about metaphors

My favorite good excuse

My favorite self-fulfilling hypothesis

My favorite sad paradox

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